Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Dear Meat

Dear Meat,
it's been one week since our last dinner together, and i still believe strongly that ending our relationship was the right decision. You were beginning to bother me tremendously, and i'm sure you had your beef with me as well. Spending a week away from you has opened my eyes to different types of food, i hope you don't mind. And i feel a little bad in saying that i don't miss you at all. So please stop calling. Stop sending me messages in commercials (that must cost you a fortune). I don't need the airplane fly-by's or the aggravation. I am happy to be a vegetarian. I hope you understand.
Sincerely,
blue.

2 comments:

Martha & Dani said...

Dear Blue,
It's been a while since we're heard from you, too. Did Meat take your last message badly and send his little Meat Minions, the Pork Chops, to hunt you down and fry you? I hope not. How goes the Green Life?
Love,
Wandering Lustfully

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